Flying Pigs
By definition, pigs are sprinters - they reach their max speed in just a few strides. But how fast is a pig with rainbow wings? The world and your head are about to find out. These allclusive floating, flying and gliding pigs are sure to improve your performance.
This sky-blue moisture wicking, light polyester fabric has mesh inserts to quickly cool you down so you can enjoy an evening night cap.
Product Details
- Adjustable velcro closure
- 100% polyester
- Machine Washable
Flamingos
Flamingos stand and sleep on one leg. Scientists don't exactly know why so we've decided it's because they're very social animals and want you to ask because they're bored over-talkers. These long legged beauties are known for honking, growling and hee hawing. Easily increase the hee hawness of your head by snagging one of these limited edition hats.
The deep blue moisture wicking, light polyester fabric has mesh inserts to quickly cool you down so you can get back to your one-legged activities.
Product Details
- Adjustable velcro closure
- 100% polyester
- Machine Washable
Pickle Peeps
It has been scientifically proven that pickles make you a superior athlete. One study from a smart university (NSDU) proved that pickle juice relieves cramps because the acetic acid triggers a reflex shortly after ingestion, which reduces alpha motor neuron activity to cramping muscles. We have no idea what this means or how it relates to wearing pickles on your head but we are going to assume there is correlation with awesomeness and speed. I mean, pickles first made their way to America in 1492 when Christopher Columbus sailed the bad boys all the way to America on his boat. Do you really think he would’ve done that if it slowed him down? Think about it.
This moisture wicking, light polyester fabric has mesh inserts to quickly cool you down so you can get back to whatever it is you do.
Product Details
- Adjustable velcro closure
- 100% polyester
- Machine Washable
Gummy Bears
Originating in Germany the Gummibärchen, or Gummy Bear as we now call it, is a runners’ best friend. Zero fat, more than zero sugar and bam you have an athletes’ fuel au natural (no gooey weirdness required). The Get Sprints species of gummy bears are sunglass wearing bears against a light blue background which make them sweeter than an average bear. Don’t wear average bears.
Product Details
- Adjustable velcro closure
- 100% polyester
- Light blue background, royal blue sweatband
Slow Turtles
To a snail, a turtle is a race car. To a turtle, a rabbit is a rocket ship. Some days you are neither a race car nor a rocket ship and you just want to be a turtle. Maybe you live your life in full on turtle. We don’t judge. Regardless, if you don’t own a waving turtle hat you're literally living your life as a turtle without a shell. You’re a naked turtle right now.
Product Details
- Adjustable velcro closure
- 100% polyester
- Unisex, one size fits most
- White background
Astro Jags
At least 10 different kinds of animals have ventured to outer space but the jaguar never has, until NOW! This celestial alien-covered hat is sure to make your weekends, your runs, and your rounds astronomically more awesome. 🚀
This moisture wicking, light polyester fabric has mesh inserts to quickly cool you down so you can enjoy an evening night cap.
Product Details
- Adjustable velcro closure
- 100% polyester
- Machine Washable
Unicorn
What IS at the end of the rainbow? To answer this we must understand that every rainbow is a phenomenon resulting from water droplets dispersing light when the sun comes out after it rains. If we may, this basically sounds like a sweaty, wet-y, reflective umbrella. We don’t sell umbrella’s but this unicorn and rainbow hat will make you disperse light like a rainbow.
Product Details
- Adjustable velcro closure
- 100% polyester
- Multi-colored background
- Light blue sweatband
- Machine washable
Tacos
Google searches for Taco Tuesday are up 88% this year. Tuesday is also the most common day for casual runners to get in their first miles of the week. Coincidence? We think not. If you don’t like tacos get out of our house and get out of our hats. If you do like tacos then we’ve got a headpiece to spice up your life.
Product Details
- Adjustable velcro closure
- 100% polyester
- Black background
- Red sweatband
- Machine washable
